so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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