summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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