Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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