Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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