I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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