: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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