Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
tonight lets celebrate not being married
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
we should paint friendship bongs
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