You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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