Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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