it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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