I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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