my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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