Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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