My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
