And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
