uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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