How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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