I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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