i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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