Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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