It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So much Jack, so little girl.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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