ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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