Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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