i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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