Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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