I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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