just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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