i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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