dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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