do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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