You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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