Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
