you would pick up someone in the library
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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