is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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