She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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