I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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