yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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