I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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