Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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