Im at strip club and am horny
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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