i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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