I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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