My nipple is on Facebook.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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