my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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