god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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