He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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