oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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