Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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