jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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