glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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