ugly people sure do ruin things
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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