This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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