I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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