if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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