I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window