I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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