Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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