for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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