That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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