I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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