I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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