at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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